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Tue
11
Nov

What we won't do 'fur' the theater

It's amazing the sacrifices we actors make for our art.

Mon
27
Oct

Have golden parachute, will travel

MEMORANDUM
TO: All Employees
FROM: Your CEO
RE: Unemployment

Wed
22
Oct

Beware Thing One and Thing Two

The sun did not shine.
It was too wet to play.
So we sat in the house
All that cold, cold, wet day.

Mon
29
Sep

Uncle Sam, a sailor on shore leave

Many people question his policies, but I think Uncle Sam is a financial whiz. And if you happen to need a few hundred - or even several billion - bucks, he's a heck of a good guy to have around.

Mon
22
Sep

A Big Mac a day keeps the doctor away

Say this about Wisconsinites: We are survivors.

Tue
26
Aug

What in the name of Sex Fruit is going on?

Parents do a lot of embarrassing things to their children. They show up at the beach wearing black socks with shorts. They loudly ask Missy whether she needs a fresh tube of anti-fungal foot cream, right in front of her entire slumber party.

Mon
11
Aug

Let us ratify a Bill of Lefts

It's time to celebrate the right to be left-handed.

It may surprise you to learn Aug. 13 is Left-Handers' Day. This holiday is largely unknown because the right-handed establishment continues to oppress the lefty minority.

Tue
05
Aug

Growing up isn't worth the rush

"Wait for me!"

Tue
22
Jul

Watermelon, the magical fruit

Turns out it was more than hearing the marching band blare "Stars & Stripes Forever" that lifted your spirits over the holiday weekend. Little did you know that as you devoured slice after slice of watermelon at the July Fourth picnic, you were engaging in recreational drug use.

Tue
01
Jul

Baseball needs a Hall of Name

Later this month, baseball's Hall of Fame will induct its 2008 class, enshrining more of the game's greats. But what about those players who made a name for themselves before even setting foot on the field?

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